If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
All I know is what I read in the papers.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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